Patriots going to 3rd straight Super Bowl, NFL Twitter has more salt than the Atlantic ocean.

WHAT. A. GAME! Much respect is due to the Chiefs and Patrick Mahomes. Holy shit that kid is legit and that team is really fucking good. I hope they win one in the future, but now is not the time. This is still Tom Brady’s league.

The GOAT did what GOATs do and led a 2 minute drive to put the Pats up 3 in the fourth, only for the defense to quickly give up a field goal to the Chiefs and bring it to OT. Why not, it’s not like I was already having heart palpitations.

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When will Lena Dunham boycott Super Bowl commercials?

Amy Schumer is boycotting being in Super Bowl commercials to stand with Colin Kaepernick. What a fucking Patriot! Truly one of the greatest Americans of our time. I’m sure she had dozens, if not hundreds of products lining up looking for her endorsement and that sweet Schumer bump.

But, where is Lena Dunham in all this? Lena is usually a real stand-up gal. From standing up to Odell Beckham Jr.’s rampant sexism. To being a champion for women’s sexuality. She truly is the American moral compass we need in these dark times, much like Amy Schumer. 

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